Budget of Online Dating

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Transport fare for coming 2500
Hotel room 7000
Fish 3000
Drinks 2000
Food 2500
Condom 500
Bottle water 500
Drinks overnight 1500
Thanks for coming 7000
Total 26500
This Is Just To Knack Babe You Met Online,
Bro Are You hmmmm?
Your Girlfriend Will Now Come, Cook, Wash, Clean, Advice
You, Iron Your Clothes then You Give Her 500 Naira For Bike
And u tink God go forgive u. Bro
*Ladies should I increase the volume

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